592. Food eaten while walking along contains no calories.
590. I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts. That way, everyone’s happy.
589. Just because things are obvious doesn’t mean they’re true.
588. In the end, it all comes down to knowing which “me” is the right one. (suggested by faeline)
587. ’Scrote’ may very well be a funny name for a hamlet or a village, but I doubt anyone from there feels comfortable with answering the question, “So, where are you from, then?” (suggested by humanity-cansuckmy-hard-drive)
The Discworld is a flat world which rests on the backs of four elephants who, in turn, stand upon the shell of the ten-thousand-mile-long star turtle, the Great A'Tuin, their designated driver on this journey through space.
Since we are the Pans Narrans, story telling chimpanzee, a world like that, made up of stories and ruled by Narrativium is the perfect place from which we can draw useful information and advice for our very own round and boring universe.
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