561. The light fantastic is rather a rather disappointing purple colour.
457. Being a tourist is about not knowing where your luggage is.
412. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.
399. Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out. (submitted by silencemayday)
289. It is said that the opposite of noise is silence. This isn’t true. Silence is only the absence of noise (submitted by banzivar).