561. The light fantastic is rather a rather disappointing purple colour.
457. Being a tourist is about not knowing where your luggage is.
412. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.
399. Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out. (submitted by silencemayday)
289. It is said that the opposite of noise is silence. This isn’t true. Silence is only the absence of noise (submitted by banzivar).
The Discworld is a flat world which rests on the backs of four elephants who, in turn, stand upon the shell of the ten-thousand-mile-long star turtle, the Great A'Tuin, their designated driver on this journey through space.
Since we are the Pans Narrans, story telling chimpanzee, a world like that, made up of stories and ruled by Narrativium is the perfect place from which we can draw useful information and advice for our very own round and boring universe.
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