562. The trouble with dying in the attempt is that you die in the attempt.
553. While it is bad enough to be attacked with deadly and ferocious accuracy by a rather pretty girl in a white dress with flowers on it, it is even worse for the male ego to be tripped up and beaten by a travel accessory.
514. Death is like sleep. It’s just a lot harder to get up in the morning.
476. One hand clapping makes a sound like ‘cl’.
391. Having people horribly tortured to death is considered to be perfectly acceptable behaviour for a civic ruler and generally approved of by the overwhelming majority of citizens.
The Discworld is a flat world which rests on the backs of four elephants who, in turn, stand upon the shell of the ten-thousand-mile-long star turtle, the Great A'Tuin, their designated driver on this journey through space.
Since we are the Pans Narrans, story telling chimpanzee, a world like that, made up of stories and ruled by Narrativium is the perfect place from which we can draw useful information and advice for our very own round and boring universe.
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