585. You don’t need anything to pull you down. Down’s where you go if there’s nothing to keep you up. (suggested by thegracechick)
560. Bacon comes as something of a shock to the pig.
408. Hit a man too hard and you can only hit him once; hit him just hard enough and you can rob him every week.
388. There is a curse. They say: May you live in interesting times.
323. Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, ‘What happens if I do this?’ (submitted by captain-carrot)
The Discworld is a flat world which rests on the backs of four elephants who, in turn, stand upon the shell of the ten-thousand-mile-long star turtle, the Great A'Tuin, their designated driver on this journey through space.
Since we are the Pans Narrans, story telling chimpanzee, a world like that, made up of stories and ruled by Narrativium is the perfect place from which we can draw useful information and advice for our very own round and boring universe.
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