417. You can be as self-assertive as you like, just so long as you do what you’re told.
370. The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy (suggested by Le Anon).
368. You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it’s just a cage.
348. Always wear completely clean underwear every day because you never know when you were going to be knocked down and killed by a runaway horse and if people found you had unsatisfactory underwear on, you’d die of shame.
301. Always get the young man’s name and address! (submitted by darksstars)
The Discworld is a flat world which rests on the backs of four elephants who, in turn, stand upon the shell of the ten-thousand-mile-long star turtle, the Great A'Tuin, their designated driver on this journey through space.
Since we are the Pans Narrans, story telling chimpanzee, a world like that, made up of stories and ruled by Narrativium is the perfect place from which we can draw useful information and advice for our very own round and boring universe.
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