This is perks speaking from beyond the photoshop grave

My photoshop’s dead so susan’s been doing ALL the work and this is my thank you to her and to you of course

so. DISCWORLD VALENTINE POEMS UNDER THE CUT

AUDITORS:
The woody perennial of the genus Rosa can be multicolored
The flowers of the genus Viola can be too
We think that your existance is messy and confusing
So we really trully loathe you.

MONKS OF COOL:
Black is in style
but when i wear it grey is too
you must be the coolest girl
because I choose You.

WIZARDS:
Breakfast is over
Not yet time for lunch
I think I’ll end up eating you
Just call it a hunch.

THE LIBRARIAN:
OOK.*

GODS:
Your faith makes me stronger
So just believe now in full
Because honey believe me
You don’t want a turtle but a bull

POST OFFICE:
My love can be delivered
Despite snow, rain or night
I know my suit is shiny and gold
But I think your smile’s more bright.

THE WATCH:
The city’s a woman
But then so are you
If you two are wicked
I’ll make sure to spank you.

SEAMSTRESSES GUILD:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Double rates for all “sewing” done on February 14 
If you’re cheap you can spend it alone

*Old books smell musty
But in the L-space they’re all new
Reading is nearly not fun
When I’m not reading with you.