589. Just because things are obvious doesn’t mean they’re true.


588. In the end, it all comes down to knowing which “me” is the right one. (suggested by faeline)


587. ’Scrote’ may very well be a funny name for a hamlet or a village, but I doubt anyone from there feels comfortable with answering the question, “So, where are you from, then?” (suggested by humanity-cansuckmy-hard-drive)


Happy Birthday, Sir Terence David John Pratchett (otherwise known as Terry Pratchett/Pterry)

28th April 1948


586. Free advice often turns out to be expensive.