674. Your Mother is a big Hippo.

673. Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is. || 'Witches abroad'

batsonthebrain:

Not to be morbid or anything but i’m pretty sure we’re all going to drop dead before there’s any movement on the Watch tv show. When was the last time we heard anything other than “we’re working on it”?

672. Being assassinated is a natural cause of death for a king. || 'Wyrd sisters'

671. When life hands you a mess of spaghetti, just keep pulling until you find the meatball. || 'Making money'

670. There are no delusions for the dead. || 'Lords and ladies'

quasi-normalcy:

Seriously, though, why is there so much Sonic porn? What’s the point?

I mean: Is it not a truth universally acknowledged that the hedgehog can never be buggered at all?

669. Things have no power that humans don’t put there. You can make things magical, but you can’t magically make a human out of things. (suggested by anon) || 'Wintersmith'

668. It’s not your place to tell people what to believe, if they act decent. (suggested by anon) || 'Carpe jugulum'