592. Food eaten while walking along contains no calories.
591. Spit or swallow. The eternal conundrum.
590. I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts. That way, everyone’s happy.
Buzzfeed has put together a collection of Discworld quotes on life, the universe, and everything. These 26 (admittedly lovely) posters do not even begin to scratch the humour, wisdom, and brilliance of one of the best writers the world has ever produced. If you’ve read Discworld, you know what I’m talking about, if you haven’t, do yourself a favour and start.
Thunder rolled…
It is said that the gods play games with the lives of men. But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what the game is, and what the rules are - who knows?
Best not to speculate.
Thunder rolled…
It rolled a six.
-Guards! Guards!
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?
How do they rise up, rise up high?
